“ It’s a movie like BOYHOOD, but instead of a boy growing up on screen for over 12 years, it’s me perpetually getting my heart broken on screen for over 12 years. ”
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Jake Gyllenhall is a perpetual 9 year old boy
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taking this to Coachella with me
sike im not going to Coachella
too many humans.
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KELLY LOOK AT THAT MAN STOP BEING DUMB, IF MARK PAUL GOSSALLAR WAS LOOKING AT ME THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT YOU ID DIE
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Jon Hamm doing H&R Block commercials is adding attraction levels to my daddy issues that I DIDNT THINK WERE POSSIBLE.
AHH YES A PIT I KNOW WELL
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For those like me, who have a hard time sinking their teeth into Kurt Vonnegut books, might I recommend this! It’s like Kurt Vonnegut Lite, 80 pages, big font, hefty snark. Vonnegut Purists may scoff me, but it’s like friendly little tablespoons of Kurt Vonnegut for an idiot like me 🥄
